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Autocorrect is my nemesis. It puts apostrophes where apostrophes have no business being and caps words I intended to leave lower case in feeble attempts to seem cool.
I once attempted to text: [shaking fist at autocorrect], but it autocorrected to “shaking fish,” which is a thing I have never done. It changes “all” to “ask” every single time. I haven’t even once meant “we should ask go to a movie.”